Hiccups are probably the dumbest thing in the existence of man. I mean, come on–we can’t even decide how to spell the blasted things. (Hiccup or Hiccough?) If it’s any difference to the thousands of hiccup sufferers reading this, I’ve found a cure that worked for me today: I just ate thin mints until the hiccups went away. That sounds cooler than it was–all it ended up taking was three thin mints. But ah, the blessed relief after they were gone.
Speaking of hiccups, who here is ready for some political ones tonight? Makes me want to keep score–who screws up the most: Biden or Palin? Mwa-ha-ha-ha!