The Puppy McPupperpants Song

There are many, many things I want to say today. It feels like that pretty much every day now. But I don’t see the use, and so instead, I’m going to share with you the Puppy McPupperpants song I made up. Honestly, the melody has to be from some song I heard somewhere at some point, but I don’t know what it’s from, and I’m not going to sing it for you, so you’re just going to have to imagine what it is. Sort of like a song in Winnie-the-Pooh.

I like making up song lyrics. I like it even more when I can remember what the song lyrics were that I made up. And since I’m sitting with Ferris a fair bit at this point, I have plenty of time to make up song lyrics. We’ve been calling him Puppy McPupperpants when he’s actually behaving, and so this is the song he gets from me when he’s sitting in my lap and not trying to gnaw off my hands.


Puppy McPupperpants

Lives in the south of France.

Puppy McPupperpupperpants! (Puppy pupperpa-ants)

Puppy McPupperpants

Just give him half a chance.

Puppy McPupperpants!

(Second verse)

Puppy McPupperpants

That dog can really dance!

Puppy McPupperpupperpants! (Puppy pupperpa-ants)

Puppy McPupperpants

I liked him at first glance.

Puppy McPupperpants!

From there, you can the song veers off into unknown territory, in which I explore the true breadth of the words that can rhyme with “pants.” Here are some potentials:

  • “Goes on some Twitter rants.”
  • “Digs up his mother’s plants.”
  • “Puts me into a trance.”
  • “Master of world finance.”

If you’ve got a phrase that ends with a “pants” rhyme and has six syllables, you too can add a verse to the Puppy McPupperpants song! Give it a try!


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