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These Aren’t Mice. They’re the Rats of NIMH
Okay. I’m not saying I have rats in my house (other than our pet Degus, that is), but I am saying that these rodents are no ordinary rodents. A serious evolutionary jump has occurred inside my walls, folks. How do I know this?
Because these mice are set on world domination, and they’ve come up with an approach that makes them practically immune to any repercussions.
Traps? I’ve set them. They don’t go for the bait, no matter what we use. They were eating our pears, so we put pears out. They stopped eating pears. Eating our avocados, so we put avocados out. Stopped eating avocados. They’ve been munching on Denisa’s African violets–anything but the things we put in traps. No peanut butter, no nutella, no raisins, no walnuts, no nothing.
So we tried glue traps, putting them right where they were coming up from the basement.
They somehow are vaulting over these traps, or they find other ways into the house. We tried the electric sonic mice repellent things. No go.
I’m beginning to think they’re doing things just to make me more mad than I already am. One is living in the wall right by our bed. At 2am every morning, it starts chewing on the wood for a good half hour or so.
Sleep deprivation, people. These mice are retaliating with *psychological warfare*!
So I decided to up the ante. I made a bucket trap a friend recommended: get a 5 gallon bucket, fill it half way with water, put a dowel across it with a tin can on it, coat the tin can in peanut butter or nutella, and then when the mice crawl out on the dowel to get the goodies, the old “log roll” action takes over, and they fall into the water.
Where they drown a miserable death, serving as examples to all other would be pear-thieves in our domicile.
The only problem? These mice aren’t going for the bucket trick, either. I’d think about a cat, but they don’t typically come out into the open. They lurk in cupboards or walls or ceiling spaces. Honestly, when one started gnawing the wall while Denisa and I were watching a movie yesterday, it was a good thing I don’t own a shotgun. I would have shot multiple holes in my wall, just to kill the dang thing.
I’ll try moving the bucket around the house some. Sooner or later, something has to work. Right?
RIGHT?
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