dentists

I think I wouldn’t mind dentists so much if they didn’t involve the fusion of two things I dislike: pain and paying money. If, for example, they PAID me money to go to the dentist, then that wouldn’t be as bad. I don’t always want to go to work, but that’s why they pay me–to make sure I go anyway. And then again, if I paid money and got something I enjoyed in return, that would be fine, too. That’s what paying money’s all about: getting stuff you want to get. But somehow, Dentists have become convinced that we want […]

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Snow

Last night the weather people said we would get 1-2 inches of snow here. We got eight. Sometimes I wonder . . . if weather people can’t get it right for the same evening, how is it that all the global warming stuff is ironclad for the next century? Not that I’m saying they’re wrong or anything. I’m not a scientist. But still . . . Computer’s fixed. (Cost: free. I love being able to do it myself.) Washing machine’s fixed. (Cost: $90 for a plumber to come out and use a hair dryer to thaw the pipe down there.