In Which I Discover the World-Shaking Truth About My Wife
Longtime readers know I love my wife. We’ve been together over thirteen years, after all. And after thirteen years, you’d think I knew everything there was to know about her. You’d think I’d know what to expect from her in just about every situation imaginable. So picture my surprise when I opened my drawer this morning to take a shower, and I discovered it. Incontrovertible proof of something that only became clear to me this morning. In that very instant. What was inside that drawer? What terrible, awful truth did it reveal? Clean laundry, my friends. Clean. Laundry. Not that […]
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