Funerals (and a Buttersby Commentary)

Funerals, on the other hand, aren’t as bad as viewings.  I can see the point, at least, and there’s a sense of finality that is good for people, in my opinion.  I think it might be better for me if I were the type of person who cried.  I’m not a crier.  I haven’t cried in at least five years, as best as I can recall.  The last time I cried, I was really overstressed and the death of my dog a year before finally caught up to me.  That’s right.  That’s how repressed I am.  And I don’t really […]

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I’m against them.  My wife was trying to tell my son where we were going this evening.  The thing was, she was speaking in Slovak to him (as she always does).  There’s no word in Slovak for “viewing” in that context–because they don’t do them.  Clearly they’re doing something right over there.  I find it morbid and disturbing.  Maybe that will change if I’m ever very close to the lost one, but so far I’ve had uncles and grandparents die, and I have yet to see the point of a viewing.  What–so you can stand there and have everyone come

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I Hate My Job

I’m not kidding.  I’m sick of it.  I want to quit it today.  They’re like a bunch of vampires, wanting to suck as much out of me as possible without giving anything back.  Leeches, the lot of them.  The only reason I haven’t quit is that I think it’ll look better on my resume if I’m currently employed. Case in point.  My grandmother died, and I have a bunch of family coming out and will be in and out of such fun things as the viewing and funeral.  This is the side of my family that’s already lost two uncles–brothers–and

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My Thesis

My wife suggested that I post my Masters Thesis to my website, and since it’s catch-all Friday, I figured why not.  So for all of you out there who have always wondered why you’ve never watched a really good Huckleberry Finn adaptation–or those of you who just want to know more about the theory behind adaptation–this is your lucky day.  Over 150 pages of pure bliss for you.  The rest of you . . . you’ll just have to wait with baited breath for a new Grumpy Old Vampires next Monday.  Sorry. In other news (since this isn’t just about

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