I couldn’t resist posting about this. I was IMing an unnamed female recently, and here’s a transcript of the beginning of the conversation:
Bryce: (knock knock)
Other: Who’s there?
Bryce: 🙂 Do you have a sec?
Other: For you? I have all the secs you need.
Bryce: Glad that wasn’t said out loud
Bryce: 😉
Other: Oh crap.
Bryce: lol
Other: I just read that out loud.
Other: That really wasn’t what I meant.
Other: Where’s the “embarrased” emoticon…
Too funny.