I’m going to be away from the world o’blogdom for a day tomorrow–I’m heading down to New Hampshire to go to a conference. What I mean is: I don’t think I’m going to be able to post tomorrow. And what’s worse: I don’t really have time to post today. This post you’re reading right now? Yeah. It’s about all you’re going to get from me until Monday. Buck up, though. I’ll be back. Don’t cry. You can live without me for a day, right? Don’t look at me like that. You’ll make me feel guilty.
I’m leaving now.
Really.
So long.
Right now I’m picturing you in a room full of librarians in camouflage with your face painted trying to look like a tree. That’s what you get for skipping a day.
What a wonderful idea. Now . . . where did I put my face paint?