politics

Romney Out

Well at least I can stop caring as much about the race. With McCain and Huck the only two left . . . I don’t know. Sigh. How depressing. It’s still snowing here. Had to plow myself out of my driveway today. It’s just not been a good day. What can you do? I don’t feel like talking.

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Snow Days (or lack thereof)

So I have finally found the downside to knowing you get snow days at work. If you wake up one morning, the snow is pelting down and there’s already three inches on the ground–and you DON’T get a snow day, you become bitter. Grumpy. But I’m pretty much over that now. It helped that we all had a Mardi Gras lunch at work. I had eight different flavors of ice cream, two donut thingies, a piece of sweet potato pie and three big glasses of chocolate milk. I also had lunch. Did I ever mention I need to start going

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To the State of Florida

In light of the Clinton/McCain victories this evening, and in honor of the impending Holiday of Holidays*, I’d like to send out a personal message from yours truly to the entire state of Florida. In the words of the immortal Bill Murray: Morons, your bus is leaving. *I speak, of course, of Groundhog Day.

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Florida Primary

So today’s the day. What all the pundits* have been hyping as “do or die” in the Republican primary. I’ve been following this here election pretty closely, and my choice comes down to one simple answer. Mitt Romney or Barrack Obama. Why Mitt? He’s the only presidential candidate who gave me a wedding present. That just shows you how on top of things Mitt is. Even back in 2001, he was already campaigning for my vote. I’m convinced that if he would just spend all his money buying people wedding presents instead of buying television time, he’d already have this

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